Don’t fake orgasms for a guy. Let him know his dick game weak as hell.
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.
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arixsafari (via arixsafari)
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.





